WEEKLY WANKER #014: THE ROYAL WEAN

A Thousand Flowers

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It’s here at last! After 9 long months of speculation, we finally have an answer to that burning question.  Kate’s given birth and it’s a….baby!!

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If you think its unfair to call an individual not yet a day old a wanker, then consider this – this greeting, squashed faced wee creature is already the 4th most powerful person in the land.  It will be paid to do whatever it likes at our expense for its entire life.  Is that fair?  Is it fuck.

The media have been camped outside the hospital for weeks, just yesterday complaining that they were “starting” to run out of things to say. The bizarre modern spectre of rolling news media joined the same press who chased the brat’s granny to her death attempting to snap a few pictures for their hastily abandoned “Queen of Harlots kisses brown man” centrefold, but we digress. Having no actual…

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